king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

(Source: teflonly)

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

youhavetobeshipping:

best response ever

(Source: explodingplant)

Is it me or are the parallels to older Doctor Who seasons in these 2 new episodes reaaally and I mean really obvious, “Dalek needs help from doctor, he refuses but then tries to help, Dalek goes wild and kills everybody, then he redeems himself while the Doctor still hates Daleks?” *cough* internet *cough*

raccoon-god:

deadpunkdan:

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

raccoon-god

Puppies everywhere

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

atomblk:

ruinedchildhood:

when my mom come in my room without knocking


Lol

atomblk:

ruinedchildhood:

when my mom come in my room without knocking

Lol

(Source: airvei)

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

euo:


"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength."
The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

euo:

"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength."

The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan